Kangaroos look like donkeys that were evolving into humans but stopped half way
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i wanna sit in old cafes and listen to the rain just chatting about nothing with you
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At concerts it is totally acceptable and sexy for girls to throw their bras and thongs to male singers, but if a guy throws his boxershorts on stage to a female singer, he’ll probably get arrested.
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you ever just get in bed and ur like yep this is where i’m meant to be
